Defeated.

Hi. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE.
These are my options, someone please pick one for me:
1. Business Management Degree, and eventually open up my own Reception Venue.
2. Photography Degree, and continue down the photography road I have already started.
3. English Degree, become an Editor like I have wanted to do since Middle School.
4. Become a High School Counselor.
5. End my life to avoid choosing.

#5 is looking pretty promising right now!
HELP. SOS.